Bear-on-a-Wire
Posted April 29th, 2008
In case you thought it was crap that they could climb trees…
Takedown
Posted April 29th, 2008
There’s something you don’t see every day…unless of course you are on an African highway…
Little Girl channels Kansas
Posted April 20th, 2008Wow! Pretty depressing that I’ll never be as good at walking as she is at this…
Look Both Ways…Nevermind
Posted April 18th, 2008
Holy %$#@! When your number is up, I guess it’s up. Ouch.
Greatest Bible Massacres
Posted April 17th, 2008“Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king’s son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.”
Must’ve been before dog tags…
Was hast du gesagt?
Posted April 16th, 2008German schoolboy, 13, corrects NASA’s asteroid figures
— AFP
First they piledrive the Mars Climate Orbiter into the planet because they forget that miles and kilometers aren’t equal and now they forget to carry the one…
Welcome to Detroit
Posted April 14th, 2008
And our City Council isn’t afraid to throw down in the middle of a meeting…
What a shithole.
DirecTV
Posted March 29th, 2008Ronald Long of Deepwater, MO, was trying to install a satellite dish in his bedroom. He was having trouble putting the necessary hole in the wall and, thinking himself quite clever, decided to use his gun to get the job done quickly. Unfortunately, his wife was outside and caught the bullet in the chest. She was rushed to the hospital but was declared dead on arrival. On the upside, Ronald now has DirecTV. Silver linings, people.
Ride with Hitler
Posted March 16th, 2008
Wow! Environmentalists today are pussies compared to the old schoolers!
Everyone’s a Critic
Posted March 13th, 2008The orange/red & blue in the logo don’t work great either – the human eye cannot receive red & blue wavelengths simultaneously, so reds & blues are not good combos; I’m horrible with colors and can’t suggest what would be good, but blues/blacks seem to work well for technology…
— A moron that shall remain nameless
An excerpt from an actual email from a company president to a graphic artist.
Spitzer’s Troubles
Posted March 12th, 2008
Nice to know that the AP is looking out for Bill Maher and Lewis Black…
How to Pull Down a Palm Tree
Posted March 7th, 2008Again, it cannot be stressed enough how much I fucking LOVE stupid people.
Woman ‘accidentally’ craps out her baby
Posted March 1st, 2008Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out
— Reuters
Seriously? Why does this shit (no pun intended) always seem to happen in India?
Dental Exam
Posted March 1st, 2008
Don’t forget that your family pet’s teeth are just as important to their health as yours are!
I’m not only a member, I’m the president!
Posted February 19th, 2008
Meetings are every Thursday at 9pm.
Future Dental Career
Posted February 19th, 2008
It takes a second or two but then you realize, that pelican is HUGE!
