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Really?

December 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Photo

What the hell is this thing? And who’s the science fiction writer who came up with it?

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Cocky

December 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Text

Wow, that’s pretty cocky!

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Clever, but mean

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments · Text

Memento

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The World Without Us

September 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Text

The World Without Us

Hmmm, maybe the Matrix was right. Maybe we are viruses…

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Voucher or Riddle?

September 16th, 2008 · No Comments · Text

Voucher or Riddle

Who the hell approved this?

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These guys are nucking futs!

September 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Text


Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo.

Love the suits but why bother with the helmets?

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What’s that smell?

August 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Text

Bar-B-Q Poop

Wow! Click on the picture to go to the article.

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Creepiest Commercial Ever!

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Text

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We’re All Screwed

August 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Video

Well, that was easy! Way too easy if you ask me.

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That’s Just Sad

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Quote

Little boy to mother: Mom, have you ever heard of Anne Frank?

(silence)

Little boy: You know, she was this holocaust victim who lived in an attic and wrote this diary?

(pause)

Mother: I mean, I’ve read about the holocaust, but I don’t know any specific authors.

Overheard in New York

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Medic!

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Medic!

I wonder if they got over to the passenger seat fast enough…

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Large Mammals

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Large Mammals

I would’ve went with ‘Moon’ myself, but maybe she’s been to Africa…

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Paper Prototype

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Video

I think it would’ve been quicker to code the damn thing…

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Run!

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Run!

It’s good to be able to walk away from an accident. Being able to run is gravy…especially on water!

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Accident

June 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Accident

Whoa! How the hell did it get up there?

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Van Surfing

June 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Van Surfing

That’s one ballsy puppy!

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There’s a Limit to Dares…

June 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Quote

As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies…

Time

Nice parents…

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Smile!

June 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Smile!

What the hell do you suppose he’s so happy about?

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Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Quote

The remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV – 42 years after she was reported missing.

Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television…

Daily Record

Hmmm, thinking that missing persons in Croatia isn’t the highest priority since they never bothered to look in her fucking apartment!

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Gun Safety

June 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Video

A. Education, education, education.

Q. What do all these morons lack?

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Full Auto

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Video

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?

I’m all for bearing arms but an eight year old and a .50 caliber machine gun is not what I had in mind.

Watch this and remember that these people have these weapons in their house!

Someone’s seen Red Dawn a few too many times…

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Mud Phobia?

June 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Mud Phobia?

Really?

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Which Way?

June 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Which Way?

What? Go North?

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Ghetto Alarm

June 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Ghetto Alarm

How on Earth do you suppose he got in there?

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Bartender! Another round!

June 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Bartender! Another round!

Whoa!

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Kite Flying Mecca

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Kite Flying Mecca

Of course if you flew a kite there, you might end up in Montana…

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Everything’s Better in Chocolate

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Everything's Better in Chocolate

Seriously? That’s disgusting…

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Take Cover

May 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Take Cover

Maybe they think the hunters won’t shoot when there are kids present…

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Gas or Gun?

May 22nd, 2008 · No Comments · Text

Gas or Gun?

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Autographs

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Autographs

Seriously, it’s a signature people!

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Pawshake

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Pawshake

“Hi I’m Fred, nice to meet ya.”

“Sammy, likewise.”

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Urinal Games?

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Urinal Games?

Who pees so long that they feel the need to play a game?

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Goat Rider

May 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Goat Rider

How do you suppose this even started?

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Hurry!

May 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Hurry!

What are you looking back for?! Run…er…whatever!

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Fight the Power!

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Fight the Power!

Future Public Enemy fan…

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Mother Hen?

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Mother Hen?

You’ve got to be kidding me…

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Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

May 16th, 2008 · No Comments · Link

Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

You can’t make this shit up.

Seriously though, I fly helicopters and if it was in autorotation and the engine was dead it would be pretty quiet. The headphones probably didn’t matter…

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Big Ass Cow

May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Big Ass Cow

“There is no evidence that we use steroids on our livestock…”

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Ugliest Dog

May 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Photo

Ugliest Dog

OMFG! Is this thing the spawn of Satan or what?

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Jimmy Dean’s Complaint Call

May 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Video

When you have 6 soon-to-be-dead-from-a-coronary hillbillies to feed, is 4 more ounces really gonna make a difference?

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Spotter?

May 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Spotter?

“A little to the grrrright!”

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Pull Over!

May 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Photo

Pull Over!

They just can’t teach you everything you need to know in school…

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Buckle Up

May 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Photo

Buckle Up

He looks drugged, doesn’t he?

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Isn’t That a Private Thing?

May 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Isn't That a Private Thing?

really?

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Frisbee Dog

May 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Frisbee Dog

No, no! The disk! Not the dyke!

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Look Out Below!

May 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Look Out Below!

What a pain in the crevasse!

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K9 Training

May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

K9 Training

Huh? When the hell is this gonna come in handy?

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Scented Text Messages

May 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Photo

Scented Text Messages

Hmmm, any chance poo will be one of the choices?

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You could use Lesbanians…

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Quote

A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world’s gay women.

Three islanders from Lesbos — home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women — have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.

One of the plaintiffs said Wednesday that the name of the association, Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, “insults the identity” of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.

“My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” said Dimitris Lambrou. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos,” he said.

The Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece could not be reached for comment.

Nicholas Paphitis, Associated Press Writer

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Do you have anything in Red?

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Quote

A 2 million yuan ($286,000) sculpture in northeastern China that took two years to build was dismantled days before its unveiling because a senior government official disliked the color, local media said on Tuesday.

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Way to support the Arts! Can’t wait to see how big of a disaster the Olympics are going to be. They probably dipped real people in Gold, Silver and Bronze to make the medals…

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