Clever, but mean
Posted September 24th, 2008
The World Without Us
Posted September 18th, 2008
Hmmm, maybe the Matrix was right. Maybe we are viruses…
These guys are nucking futs!
Posted September 15th, 2008
Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo.
Love the suits but why bother with the helmets?
That’s Just Sad
Posted July 15th, 2008Little boy to mother: Mom, have you ever heard of Anne Frank?
(silence)
Little boy: You know, she was this holocaust victim who lived in an attic and wrote this diary?
(pause)
Mother: I mean, I’ve read about the holocaust, but I don’t know any specific authors.
Large Mammals
Posted July 9th, 2008
I would’ve went with ‘Moon’ myself, but maybe she’s been to Africa…
Run!
Posted July 3rd, 2008
It’s good to be able to walk away from an accident. Being able to run is gravy…especially on water!
There’s a Limit to Dares…
Posted June 20th, 2008As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies…
— Time
Nice parents…
Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years
Posted June 18th, 2008The remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.
Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television…
Hmmm, thinking that missing persons in Croatia isn’t the highest priority since they never bothered to look in her fucking apartment!
Gun Safety
Posted June 13th, 2008A. Education, education, education.
Q. What do all these morons lack?
Full Auto
Posted June 12th, 2008Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?
I’m all for bearing arms but an eight year old and a .50 caliber machine gun is not what I had in mind.
Watch this and remember that these people have these weapons in their house!
Someone’s seen Red Dawn a few too many times…
Kite Flying Mecca
Posted May 30th, 2008
Of course if you flew a kite there, you might end up in Montana…
Take Cover
Posted May 27th, 2008
Maybe they think the hunters won’t shoot when there are kids present…
Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety
Posted May 16th, 2008Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety
You can’t make this shit up.
Seriously though, I fly helicopters and if it was in autorotation and the engine was dead it would be pretty quiet. The headphones probably didn’t matter…
Jimmy Dean’s Complaint Call
Posted May 14th, 2008When you have 6 soon-to-be-dead-from-a-coronary hillbillies to feed, is 4 more ounces really gonna make a difference?
You could use Lesbanians…
Posted April 30th, 2008A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world’s gay women.
Three islanders from Lesbos — home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women — have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.
One of the plaintiffs said Wednesday that the name of the association, Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, “insults the identity” of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.
“My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” said Dimitris Lambrou. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos,” he said.
The Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece could not be reached for comment.
Do you have anything in Red?
Posted April 30th, 2008A 2 million yuan ($286,000) sculpture in northeastern China that took two years to build was dismantled days before its unveiling because a senior government official disliked the color, local media said on Tuesday.
— Reuters
Way to support the Arts! Can’t wait to see how big of a disaster the Olympics are going to be. They probably dipped real people in Gold, Silver and Bronze to make the medals…
You mean Greek?
Posted April 30th, 2008Girl #1: What kind of food do you want?
Girl #2: I don’t know, I can do anything so you can pick.
Girl #1: Ohhh… Let’s get Indian! I really want Indian.
Girl #2: Can’t do Indian. It reminds me of anal sex.
