Clever, but mean
Posted September 24th, 2008

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Little boy to mother: Mom, have you ever heard of Anne Frank?
(silence)
Little boy: You know, she was this holocaust victim who lived in an attic and wrote this diary?
(pause)
Mother: I mean, I’ve read about the holocaust, but I don’t know any specific authors.

I would’ve went with ‘Moon’ myself, but maybe she’s been to Africa…

It’s good to be able to walk away from an accident. Being able to run is gravy…especially on water!
As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies…
— Time
Nice parents…
The remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.
Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television…
Hmmm, thinking that missing persons in Croatia isn’t the highest priority since they never bothered to look in her fucking apartment!
A. Education, education, education.
Q. What do all these morons lack?
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?
I’m all for bearing arms but an eight year old and a .50 caliber machine gun is not what I had in mind.
Watch this and remember that these people have these weapons in their house!
Someone’s seen Red Dawn a few too many times…

Of course if you flew a kite there, you might end up in Montana…

Maybe they think the hunters won’t shoot when there are kids present…
Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety
You can’t make this shit up.
Seriously though, I fly helicopters and if it was in autorotation and the engine was dead it would be pretty quiet. The headphones probably didn’t matter…
When you have 6 soon-to-be-dead-from-a-coronary hillbillies to feed, is 4 more ounces really gonna make a difference?
A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world’s gay women.
Three islanders from Lesbos — home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women — have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.
One of the plaintiffs said Wednesday that the name of the association, Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, “insults the identity” of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.
“My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” said Dimitris Lambrou. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos,” he said.
The Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece could not be reached for comment.
A 2 million yuan ($286,000) sculpture in northeastern China that took two years to build was dismantled days before its unveiling because a senior government official disliked the color, local media said on Tuesday.
— Reuters
Way to support the Arts! Can’t wait to see how big of a disaster the Olympics are going to be. They probably dipped real people in Gold, Silver and Bronze to make the medals…
Girl #1: What kind of food do you want?
Girl #2: I don’t know, I can do anything so you can pick.
Girl #1: Ohhh… Let’s get Indian! I really want Indian.
Girl #2: Can’t do Indian. It reminds me of anal sex.