Decisions, decisions…

If it had to be one or the other, I’m glad it’s Richard Dawkins who joined Twitter and Tim Russert who dropped dead.

— John Gruber

Acrobat

Editing text in Adobe Acrobat Professional is like fucking in glass sheets.

— Jeffrey Zeldman via Twitter

SO true!

Quoted by Julia Allison

Quoted by Julia Allison

Wow, I answer a simple question and now I’m famous. LOL!

Going on 48

Eight-old-girl: What is aged cheese?

Dad: You age cheese to make it better.

Eight-old-girl: You do?

Dad: Like whiskey.

Eight-old-girl: Ahhhh, I see.

— Overheard in New York

You mean Greek?

Girl #1: What kind of food do you want?

Girl #2: I don’t know, I can do anything so you can pick.

Girl #1: Ohhh… Let’s get Indian! I really want Indian.

Girl #2: Can’t do Indian. It reminds me of anal sex.

— Overheard in New York on the L Train

I love New York

Environmentalist with clipboard: Excuse me, do you have a minute to help save the environment?

Woman in suit: I’m sorry, I already saved the children this morning and then told the Democratic Party to go fuck themselves three blocks ago, so no, I don’t have time to save the environment today. Maybe tomorrow, hippie.

— Overheard in New York at Broadway & Bond

Rasicm?

Guy #1: That fucking redhead bitch. I told you, man — those redheads are all the same.   

Guy #2: Whoa, dude, I know you’re upset, but racism is not cool.

— Overheard in New York by rarrw at 57th & Park

Overheard in New York

Chick: I don’t know — all the worry about oil prices and gas… [Dude throws sideways glance.] What does oil have to do with gas, anyway? You don’t put a can of oil in your gas tank.
Dude: You know what? You’re a dumbass.

— Overheard in New York