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If it had to be one or the other, I’m glad it’s Richard Dawkins who joined Twitter and Tim Russert who dropped dead.

— John Gruber

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Editing text in Adobe Acrobat Professional is like fucking in glass sheets.

— Jeffrey Zeldman via Twitter

SO true!

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Eight-old-girl: What is aged cheese?

Dad: You age cheese to make it better.

Eight-old-girl: You do?

Dad: Like whiskey.

Eight-old-girl: Ahhhh, I see.

— Overheard in New York

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Environmentalist with clipboard: Excuse me, do you have a minute to help save the environment?

Woman in suit: I’m sorry, I already saved the children this morning and then told the Democratic Party to go fuck themselves three blocks ago, so no, I don’t have time to save the environment today. Maybe tomorrow, hippie.

— Overheard in New York at Broadway & Bond

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Guy #1: That fucking redhead bitch. I told you, man — those redheads are all the same.   

Guy #2: Whoa, dude, I know you’re upset, but racism is not cool.

— Overheard in New York by rarrw at 57th & Park

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Chick: I don’t know — all the worry about oil prices and gas… [Dude throws sideways glance.] What does oil have to do with gas, anyway? You don’t put a can of oil in your gas tank.
Dude: You know what? You’re a dumbass.

— Overheard in New York

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