Stay in Skool 2

Girl #1: What’s the plural of “panini”?
Girl #2: It’s just “panini” … Like goose.

Overheard in New York at 28th & 2nd

That’s what you get for being clever…

Angry woman to friend: I have a contention with the way people pronounce my daughter’s name. I did not name by daughter ‘Lady Nasty’! I named my baby girl ‘La Dynasty.’

Overheard in New York

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Ever get the feeling that you’re fucked?

How to Pull Down a Palm Tree

Again, it cannot be stressed enough how much I fucking LOVE stupid people.