Posted November 7th, 2008
Apparently, they never went to college
Posted November 7th, 2008
Posted October 28th, 2008
Amen.
Posted October 26th, 2008
Clever…but mean.
Posted September 29th, 2008
I miss Hunter S. Thompson. I can only dream of what he’d be writing about this election…
Posted September 25th, 2008
If this was a store, he’d be richer than rich…
http://www.americathegiftshop.com
Posted September 25th, 2008
Posted September 19th, 2008
Posted September 17th, 2008
If you are ever feeling bad about your design skills, this is what the web site looked like at one point for the premier design company on the planet.
Posted September 16th, 2008
Who the hell approved this?
Posted September 5th, 2008
“On one side you have a lawyer married to another lawyer who picked a lawyer who’s married to a lawyer to be his running mate. On the other you have a war hero married to a beautiful woman who owns a beer distributor. Where’s the decision?”
- MI Attorney General Mike Cox’s cousin in Ireland
Posted September 3rd, 2008
Posted September 2nd, 2008
Posted August 25th, 2008
Check out the last tab on the right. I love the fact that this was printed in a magazine…
Posted August 20th, 2008
Posted August 19th, 2008
A conversation I will inevitably have with my child…
Posted August 16th, 2008
USB powered pole dancer? Really? Probably made by an MIT grad. They’re pretty repressed…
Posted August 16th, 2008
At least her toes were pointed. No deduction there!
Posted August 16th, 2008
This is what the health care industry is coming to…
Posted August 16th, 2008
“Hey, get a pictur…where are you going?!”
Posted August 15th, 2008
Posted August 15th, 2008
Don’t make me set this on ‘High’!
Posted August 15th, 2008
“I don’t see any WMD’s…”
Posted August 15th, 2008
This is so awesome! Every particle physics class should be taught like this!
Posted August 13th, 2008
I ♥ xkcd!
Posted August 12th, 2008
Well said Hippie.
Posted August 12th, 2008
“Human rights? We’re all about human rights!”
Posted August 11th, 2008
Tune in next time for the AP Spelling Bee!
Posted August 8th, 2008
Where did he keep his money?
Posted August 6th, 2008
I was a gymnast in grade and high school (specializing in the rings) and I remember my first day looking like that. Eight years and 42 hours a week of training later and I still wasn’t an Olympian.
Posted August 6th, 2008
Posted July 25th, 2008
Ah, the importance of pronouns…
Posted July 17th, 2008
Posted July 15th, 2008
That’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.
Posted July 10th, 2008
101? Not likely…
Posted July 10th, 2008
Posted July 9th, 2008
I would’ve went with ‘Moon’ myself, but maybe she’s been to Africa…
Posted July 9th, 2008
Girls everywhere are flocking…
Posted July 9th, 2008
I never thought to invite my cats when I go raving!
Posted July 3rd, 2008
Posted July 3rd, 2008
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.
— American Family Association’s OneNewsNow web site
They have a script that replaces offending language automatically. Oops, time for a tweak.
Posted July 3rd, 2008
I think it would’ve been quicker to code the damn thing…
Posted July 3rd, 2008
It’s good to be able to walk away from an accident. Being able to run is gravy…especially on water!
Posted June 30th, 2008
“Dude hurry up! It stinks down here!”
Posted June 30th, 2008
My buddy lives in Scottsdale and swears it’s true. I know I’ve seen some of these t-bags in Jersey too…
Posted June 24th, 2008
If this doesn’t make you smile, you might be dead. Be sure to click on the ‘watch in high quality’ link below the video. It’s really sharp…